TORCHWOOD: Recruitment Procedures
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find_rightbrainTitle: Recruitment Procedures
Characters/Pairing: Jack, Tosh and Suzie, mention of Gwen
Word Count: 200
Rating: Worksafe
Summary: Torchwood - or maybe just Jack - has unconventional means of finding new recruits.
Notes: Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
writerinadrawer round 4.01.
Disclaimer: Torchwood, and all characters belong to the BBC. I am not affiliated with the BBC, and am not making any money from this.
"She's back!"
Jack hurried out of his office, and grinned at the CCTV footage on Tosh's computer screen. If nothing else, their inquisitive PC certainly was persistent. "About time. I've been waiting for this all day."
Tosh glanced up, eyebrows raised. "Are you really going to let her keep following us around everywhere?"
He shrugged, eyes still on the screen. "Either she gets tired of it and convinces herself she's crazy, or..."
"Or...?"
Suzie had already been hovering nearby; Jack felt her attention shift from the screen to him momentarily, then over to Tosh. "If you haven't noticed, Jack likes to recruit through stalking."
"I never said I was recruiting." He added as an afterthought, "And it's not stalking."
"Tell that to Owen."
Smiling despite herself, Tosh looked back to her computer. "There must be a simpler way to hire people, Jack."
He snorted. "Fine. Next time, we simplify. Run it like Big Brother, sic Weevils on them, retcon everyone but the winner at the end..."
On the screen, the woman on the Plass turned in a slow circle, frowning to herself. Suzie tilted her head to one side, considering. "Is that actually so different to what we do already?"
Characters/Pairing: Jack, Tosh and Suzie, mention of Gwen
Word Count: 200
Rating: Worksafe
Summary: Torchwood - or maybe just Jack - has unconventional means of finding new recruits.
Notes: Written for
writerinadrawer round 4.01.Disclaimer: Torchwood, and all characters belong to the BBC. I am not affiliated with the BBC, and am not making any money from this.
"She's back!"
Jack hurried out of his office, and grinned at the CCTV footage on Tosh's computer screen. If nothing else, their inquisitive PC certainly was persistent. "About time. I've been waiting for this all day."
Tosh glanced up, eyebrows raised. "Are you really going to let her keep following us around everywhere?"
He shrugged, eyes still on the screen. "Either she gets tired of it and convinces herself she's crazy, or..."
"Or...?"
Suzie had already been hovering nearby; Jack felt her attention shift from the screen to him momentarily, then over to Tosh. "If you haven't noticed, Jack likes to recruit through stalking."
"I never said I was recruiting." He added as an afterthought, "And it's not stalking."
"Tell that to Owen."
Smiling despite herself, Tosh looked back to her computer. "There must be a simpler way to hire people, Jack."
He snorted. "Fine. Next time, we simplify. Run it like Big Brother, sic Weevils on them, retcon everyone but the winner at the end..."
On the screen, the woman on the Plass turned in a slow circle, frowning to herself. Suzie tilted her head to one side, considering. "Is that actually so different to what we do already?"